It's times like these...

... that I wish I had a phaser pistol. And it wouldn't be set on stun.



I am still very sick, but I have my physics mock exam this afternoon. I'm getting ready, with a berroca and a 1/2 coffee 1/2 milo. When I say 1/2 and 1/2 I really mean that each of them is full strength, if not stronger.

Anyway, I'm chatting to Emma on msn ans suddenly she asks how I'm going to get to school in half an hour. My exam is in 2 hours, so you can understand my concern.

"What the ffff.....!" I yell type.


pacegirl s Porthos I want to feed him cheese says:
it's been bought forward to 12

Agent Red (for Labour...) - Up Yours (in a scottish accent) says:
how the ffff... was I supposed to know?

Agent Red (for Labour...) - Up Yours (in a scottish accent) says:
when was it changed?

Spacegirl s Porthos I want to feed him cheese says:
I don't know

Agent Red (for Labour...) - Up Yours (in a scottish accent) says:
when did you hear?

Spacegirl s Porthos I want to feed him cheese says:
when I had my exam this morning

Agent Red (for Labour...) - Up Yours (in a scottish accent) says:
so when was I suppoesed to find out?

Agent Red (for Labour...) - Up Yours (in a scottish accent) says:
I haven't been at school

Then I start to try and cover my arse...

Agent Red (for Labour...) - Up Yours (in a scottish accent) says:
you didn't tell me, ok?

Agent Red (for Labour...) - Up Yours (in a scottish accent) says:
ffffing hell

Spacegirl s Porthos I want to feed him cheese says:
hi, it's anja here

Agent Red (for Labour...) - Up Yours (in a scottish accent) says:
I hate you

Agent Red (for Labour...) - Up Yours (in a scottish accent) says:
I hate you so much

Agent Red (for Labour...) - Up Yours (in a scottish accent) says:
I knew Emma wouldn't do that

Spacegirl s Porthos I want to feed him cheese says:
various animated "lol" thingies

Spacegirl s Porthos I want to feed him cheese says:
mmhhmmmm

Agent Red (for Labour...) - Up Yours (in a scottish accent) says:
I HATE YOU


From this conversation, can you see just how tight my chest is? If I have a heart attack from the stress, it is their fault.

If I had been talking to Anja, I would have said "haha, shut up."

I did consider piss taking for a couple of seconds, but I thought "nah, that is something Anja would do."

Of course, everyone is back to being perfectly friendly now. Grrr...

From these, you would think I loved them:





But really...