My brother just arrived...

...and one of his kids came running through the door and crashed into my back, practically screaming "can I use that computer after you?!?"

I turned around and looked at him, then pointed at the computer in the foyer that he had rushed past to get to me and said "that one's free." He just stared at me so I said, "why don't you get it before your brother does?"

Why do 6-year-olds need prompting for everything?

I just asked him how old he was and after saying he was 6, he asked "why do you want to know how old I am? You are talking to someone on the comuter about me! What would you do if I typed Marian into this computer?"

I replied that I wouldn't do anything, because that is Marian's name.